Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.