American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
We don't need an asteroid...
Trigger discipline
M'genta
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
An American drone.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Currant Affairs
Baked beans.
You skip the flat ones.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Neckbeard the pirate