What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren