What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.