What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.