What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.