Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !