Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.