What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive