What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.