Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
the same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A: Highway 55.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
None attended the University of Miami.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
Organized crime.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
So they don't get chapped lips.
A girl with a sunken chest and no booty
