Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What is reddit?

A-social media

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic