Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic