What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.