What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!