Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.