What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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The Redskins

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Pi(e)

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That's sweet, ain't it?"

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)