What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.