What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.