What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.