Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.