Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.