Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !