Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !