They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Root Beer Floats!
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
A condescending con descending.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
I usually put bread in a toaster.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.