How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator