Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?

You whore.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.