How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers