Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish