Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!