Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.