What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.