Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!