What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.