What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.