What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving