Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!