A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Tweet!
When it goes cheep!
The Rump-a
Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
A: They make good paddles.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
A Macaw !