What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.