What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean