What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest