What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.