What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.