Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Dinomite Jokes More Dinomite Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!