What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.