What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Because she wanted to get it off her chest.