Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why are divorces so expensive?

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.