Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite