Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Ford was my best friend.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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His mom got soul custody.

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either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.