How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking