Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.