What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.