zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Because they're two-tired.
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
DEEZ NUTS
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
I trussed you.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
You probably Reddit already.
