What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.