Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)