Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!