What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.