What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.