What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.