What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!