Because they are all Targets.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Target
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because it was being driven by a woman
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because they all wear red shirts
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
because its not a Target.
Boys clothes half off.
A target
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
because there is a target in every corner.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Men behaving Baghdadly.
The drone.
Somebody took a corner!
Reality *cries in the corner*
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
The allahu ak-bar
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
When it's a rock.
Iran.
They're afraid of catching fire!
