What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.