What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.