What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball