Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Never mind...it's tearable
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
A poke-mon!
An empty playground
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
With a bare hug.
Gulag to you too.
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
A: A cello burns longer.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
