Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's Kraken
Aloha Akbar!"
Wrap music
Earth wind and fire
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Linoleum Blownapart
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Because they always steal the green cards....
Ping Pong
Because violins is not the answer...
A: You get light music.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Islams it.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
