How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.