What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...